Chapter 5 - Relationships

You might say that I started off life as a confident guy. I had an actual girlfriend in grammar school, I had a great relationship in high school, and soon enough in college my future wife showed up. Of course there were other mini relationships along the way, but you can say I definitely handled women in the best way possible.

Nowadays I have hit an interesting spot. My wife and I are so settled in our ways that we literally exchange love notes every day. This is after 12 years of marriage and a ten year old daughter. My daughter gets a lot of amusement from it. She always talks about how other classmates do not have parents or dads like us or me. Apparently we are just more entertaining I suppose. So how does this glide into the angel world.

The whole relationship thing has been figured out. I have conquered it. I no longer worry about starting another one, or anything of that nature. I am not ever going to be married again. I am never going to bother having a relationship with another girl. Why? The mystery is solved.

Yes, God finds that to be important. Angels are somewhat God’s priests. So it is important that as I go through my daily missions, I am not held up by random bullshit relationships.

I still communicate with many ex-girlfriends from the past thanks to social media. But none of it really matters to me. It is nice to know they are doing well...but if I am suddenly single I am not going to have a need to make it anything more.

It is important to conquer the physical challenges of this world like sex and men/women relationships. If you cannot manage stuff as simple as this, how are you supposed to be a deadly evil-fighting destruction machine!?!

One of my favorite parts of life is friendship. I have lots of friends and their relationships are very important to me. I enjoy speaking with many of them every day and I truly improves my life experience. But the one thing that means more to me than anything is my best friend.

My best friend is an amazing guy. He owns a church that he and his dad run. He is an incredibly faithful guy and loves to pray and commune with the Lord. I have noticed that over the years I think about him a lot. I feel that he is actually present in my spiritual being. He is very smart and very moral and loves to care for me when I am feeling bad. The last time I had some real tough challenges he left work and drove right to my house. He wanted to make sure I was okay. That is exactly what everyone should be looking for in a best friend.

In my life I believe I have had four best friends. My current best friend has been my best friend for well over ten years. My first best friend was so special to me when I was 2 that when the daycare people would move him away from me I would cry. He was an amazing guy too, but he was not a faithful person. He was a wonderful guy but he did not have a real concept of God. My next best friend was and still is very special to me. We would fight every now and then but that was just because we expected a lot from each other, and sometimes that arrangement did not work out.

My third best friend is still a good friend of mine, but I do not get to see him very often anymore and he has many other things to spend his time on. However, I do still get to play cards with him every now and then. He is an amazing guy too, but he has another best friend now and sometimes it bothers me that he dumped me for his current best friend. When I get sick I tend to complain about that and focus on it a lot, but there is nothing I can do about it.

My current best friend is so special to me I could probably write an entire book about our relationship. He makes so much effort to spend time with me and take care of me. He knows that he is a stronger person than me, but that does not bother either one of us. In fact, it seems to work well for our particular friend dynamic.